Ooze Tube

Because I don’t feel like people talk about this kind of stuff enough. There are several brands, but this one is the one that hits closest to home for me.

No matter what brand you go for, it’s all extremely delicious.

We are all aware it’s nothing but sugar, we just don’t care.

It’ll rot your teeth out if that’s the only thing you eat in your life — of course. But, you should know better than to do that, right?

I would do a search for the images if you want more.

Cats Imitating Art

I wanted to share this somewhere like Twitter or Facebook, but it’s just too damn huge for all that. Ain’t nobody got time for dat on their feed. So I decided to post it on my site. It’s from MemeCenter (at least that is where I got it) — I’m sure it’s all over the internet. Enjoy:

Cats Imitating Art

That’s a lot of sugar

Sugary Drinks

I see something like this and it reminds me of how badly I need to stop drinking soda. It’s just so damn tasty. I’m shocked to see how much there is in a little thing of milk.

I drink 2 gallons a week…

Maybe I’ll at least cut back.

Do People Actually Eat This Stuff?

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For $1.99 (or maybe cheaper?) you can enjoy the wonderful flavors of Wild Boar, Alligator, Kangaroo, Venison, Buffalo, Ostrich, and Duck all in a spicy “meat” stick.

I can understand Venison and Buffalo… but I can’t really figure out why anyone would want to enjoy a meaty Kangaroo stick. No pun intended.

Alligator tail –to me– is terrible… but some people do enjoy it. It’s not even guaranteed that the tail is what you are eating with these jerky sticks.

My experience with an Ostrich ‘burger’ was very dry and tasteless. Or maybe that was an Emu burger I ate. Still, it was terrible.

I also didn’t even know you could eat Kangaroo. Shows what I know.

I’m waiting for these to come out in snake and rabbit next.

I just can’t see these being a hot seller, but you never know.