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10 Best Spoof Twitter Accounts

Shared via Google Currents Testing the share feature! Neat article though. Mashable: 10 Best Spoof Twitter Accounts of 2011 http://goo.gl/mag/G7eg9

Internet Etiquette

Is it dead? Or do people straight up not care anymore? I’ve put together this little image for fun. The For Your Health pays a tribute to Dr. Steve Brule.

What kind of letter could this be? Could it be a Christmas letter? I think so. Merry Christmas ONE AND ALL. Even if you don’t celebrate Christmas for whatever reason, I want you to have a joyous day and an even better afternoon. But wait, …

Ant Smasher vs Frog & Lizard

When videos go viral, it’s always a good thing. I’m not arguing that. What I am arguing is how some of them gain the popularity they do. You may think I’m putting this as a complaint to the following videos. But, I’m not. I am …

This is a Pickle

Nothing less, nothing more

Why Does Google Patronize The Popular?

Am I the only one who has noticed that Google loves to give power features to those users who are popular or famous? Before you go all crazy on me, let me explain… YouTube: This is the first one I feel disgruntled about. Ever heard of the term Partner? …

Check it Out: Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie iTunes Trailer

I promised to keep you up to speed with Tim And Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie, so here is another update. If you were appalled by the Red Band trailer then please check out the iTunes Trailer that is rated R, but it’s more appropriate than the …

Trailer

Here is a trailer sitting all alone Oh wait its a park There used to be five Now there’s six Which to know The Settled run Six wise houses All in a row The maiden go He She They and I Marlons white win The …

The iPhone 4S is bigger than I thought…

Men in Black 3: Official Trailer

Finally! The Official Trailer to Men In Black 3 has been released! We have been waiting for this trailer for ages, and the movie even longer. Watch and enjoy!

Chromebooks running Chrome OS: Where the heck are they?

First and foremost, I have been trying to find a Chromebook to test for ages. Yes, I realize that if I really want to test out the new “Chrome OS” all I have to do is use Google Chrome. Well, I’m using that now. Check. But …

Lou Reed & Metallica Present: LuLu

This review will start out simply saying Good Grief, Good Grief, GOOOODDD FREEEAAAAKKIINNGG GGRIEF. That’s putting it nicely. This album is so damn terrible, I can’t even laugh at how terrible it is. Apparently, I’m not alone either. If I was a betting man, I’d …

Review of China, IL “The Worst School in America”

The University of China, IL truly is the worst school in America. Babycakes (Why does my spell checker think that word is correctly spelled?) surely says it best. I remember watching Babycake’s Journal Rants on YouTube, but that isn’t exactly the first way I discovered …

The Direction of “New Family Guy”

Since 1999, most of us have laughed & giggled (isn’t that the same thing–No!) at Seth MacFarlane’s wonderful work, Family Guy. But, over the years, as the seasons continue — their humor changes dramatically. A Gay joke here, an anti-war pun there, and Brian being completely …

Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie: First Official Full Length Trailer “The Red Band Trailer”

I promised updates, so here is the first official Full Length trailer for Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie, provided by IGN. Definitely watch this in HD. Fair Warning: Trailer is NSFW! For a reason unknown to me, they are calling it the “Red Band Trailer”. …

Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie: Movie Poster & Trailer

Earlier today, Eric Wareheim [be careful with that link] (the glasses wearer of the duo Tim & Eric) posted on his twitter account the official Movie poster for Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie. I have to say I am quite excited. To top it all off, …

Too soon, Siri

You think she would at least be able to answer this question…

Zelda Skyward Sword Baby

Enough said….

Toad Looks Extra Happy

Toad was always my least favorite character but this one looks particularly happy. Maybe a little bit too happy if you ask me. Oh well, Game on!

I Got Mustard On My Beard

Random drawings are the best…. this one is definitely best illustrated as I Got Mustard On My Beard!!! (And whatever the blue stuff is supposed to be)

I love etch a sketches!

Making boxes was never this much fun….

Happy Halloween!

Stay safe and have fun! Also, try not to eat too much candy! This was made on my phone, so please excuse the odd handwriting as my finger doesn’t serve as a very good pen.

Angry Birds In Real Life

Magic happens at DeviantArt, there is no doubting that. There is also no escaping the fact that Angry Birds is huge. REALLY huge. They have t-shirts, toys, keychains, thongs (maybe?), among other things. Indian artist Mohamed Raoof has taken sometime to show us what …

One of the Coolest Music Videos I’ve Seen in A Long Time (8-Bit Characters)

Anne Lucht’s amazing 8-Bit visual music video takes the viewers around the town of Düsseldorf, Germany . The place where electronic music made some huge leaps about 40 years ago with bands like Can, Neu! and Kraftwerk. All the while these 8-Bit characters are bopping …

Newly Restored 1969 Chevy Chevelle

This is my Uncle’s newly restored 1969 Chevrolet Chevelle. Isn’t it a beauty? This picture looks like it was taken straight out of a magazine! Nothing too special about this post, other than I wanted to show it off. (Even though it’s not even mine!) Maybe …

#iStillSad

Only the good die young.

V for Victory

Steve Jobs: An Eternal Flame

Another small token of my true gratitude to the visionary Steve Jobs. This image is reposted (with permission) from XKCD, a “webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.”

RIP Steve Jobs

This is a tribute to one the most iconic members of the tech industry. No, I never met Steve Jobs in person but his impact on me would have you believing otherwise. He was a wise man and the power behind Apple. His legend will …

Time to Stretch my Brain! Russian style

Speaking it is hard enough for me, let alone writing it! But i’m taking plenty of notes! Wish me luck! Also, I’d like to listen to some Russian bands, any suggestions?

Walnuts Anyone?

Love the time of year when these start to get ready. They are far from it right now, but soon…

Early Cuyler’s Tips To Stop Bullying

From the hit animated television show, Squidbillies, I present you with Early Cuyler’s tips to help end bullying. You see, Early recognizes bullying as a huge problem in the world. He offer’s his advice to try and stop it in it’s tracks. Maybe by …

Is William Shatner Iron Man?

He’s a lot of things, such as Captain Kirk, Rocket Man, and an 80 year old, but I’m not too sure about him being Iron Man. I suppose I will check out his new album “Seeking Major Tom“, which is available in CD and Vinyl format …

Windows 8 Developer Preview: First Look Video

Windows 8 Developer Preview: “The Desktop”

However, the Desktop isn’t completely gone. I feel it’s being very slowly fizzled out, but it still exists! Doesn’t this look familiar? Of course! It’s the same UI as Windows 7, with the exception of a different looking Windows logo on the bottom left. That …

Windows 8 Developer Preview: The “Start Menu”

Start Menu is in quotations because it’s received a complete redesign. It appears to have been completely replaced with the new “tiles” (aka Metro UI). Which fairs a striking resemblance to Windows Phone 7, hmm, wonder why? Windows Phone 7 was highly based of the …

Windows 8 Developer Preview: First Boot Part 2

You’ll go through this wave of settings (if you opt to do custom settings rather than the express settings) You’ll notice that the “Use Windows Error Reporting” is turned off by default. Maybe Microsoft is finally starting to come out and say “We never check those, so …

Windows 8 Developer Preview: First Boot Part 1

Getting the system ready for it’s first launch after installation! The folks at Redmond are getting even more clever every day. This has to be the simplest Terms of Service agreement (or license agreement) I have ever seen for a Windows Machine!

Help Me Be The Face of Times Square

Hello Blog Readers! You, my loyal viewer, can help me be the next big face on Times Square. The profile contact card company, About.ME, is currently holding a contest where the profile that receives the most votes will win their face on a giant billboard …

Ham Sandwich featuring Brandon Hardesty

On May 22nd of this year (2011), Brandon Hardesty released a short film on Atom that must have bypassed my internet eyes because it is absolutely hilarious! Directed by Dave Green, who I’ve never heard of, but must be a pretty funny guy because this …

Yummm…. Pasta SALAD!

I love it!

Good Morning: Meow

This kitten, aptly named “Steve” (even though she is a female) says “Good Morning!!” Or maybe she said Meow and I just misheard her.

I have tried and survived the Slim Jim monster.

I have been eyeballing the Slim Jim monster style snack sticks for awhile and tonight I decided to go ahead and buy one to figure out what the fuss is all about. Of course, I went with the Tabasco flavored, as its my favorite type …

Matt Fowler asking question

Can you help me out!?

Love Water Droplets

I really like how this “fern-like” cactus plant reacts to water.

Nature’s Beauty Confuses Me

Look at this odd looking…bug? Insect? Some sort of caterpillar. It has what looks like horns on it. Can anybody identify it?

Facebook Draft Card (Everyone online)

Isn’t this genius? The creativity in people today is fantastic. However, I always believe to give credit where credit is due, so please visit the original author of this gem.

We’re a little smarter than that, Apple.

Don’t you think? I know technology is a big and scary world now, but it’s a camera. We get it. It takes pictures. You can find this gem here: http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?path=Mac/10.6/en/9027.html

Mike Mozart Tells it Like it is

Viacom, oh Viacom. What have you done? Rather than explain myself, I’ll let Mike Mozart from JeepersMedia do it… Pretty heavy stuff, huh? Please embed these videos everywhere and get the word out. We need to rescue our YouTube.

CCleaner for Mac

Why didn’t anybody tell me they released one of my favorite “Crap Cleaner’s” (CCleaner) for the Mac? Granted, it’s still in the early BETA stages, it still seems to work like a charm! I have been waiting for this release for awhile, so I am really …

My favorite color is blue

..strawberry overload

Some Free Stuff: $50 Free Facebook Advertising

I get these a lot in magazines, but I never use them. Might as well give them to you guys. Enjoy!

Office 365: Goodbye and Good Riddance

Received a very pleasant email from Microsoft today: We hope you’ve had an opportunity to explore the features of your Office 365 trial. Your trial expires in 30 day(s), but you can continue enjoying all the benefits by purchasing a subscription today. If you do …

New Youtube: Cosmic Panda

Talking to Michael Mozart on Google Plus Hangout, he’s informed me of a new Youtube called Cosmic Panda. check it out! He’s also the guy who Al from Al’s Toy Barn in Toy Story 2 was based off. For good reason too, considering he has …

Google Plus: A Complain Here, A Compliment There

OK. Time for some nit-picking, but don’t worry — there will be a few positive remarks thrown in there. I have already complained enough (and so have many other Google Plus users) about the problem with the stream being, how do you say it, …

Take that Facebook

Although this image is floating all over the interweb, I felt it necessary to also put it here. I’m anxious to get a Google Plus invite, and I hope that is what we’ve been looking for in a Facebook alternative.

Which Streaming Option Should I Use?

While still in the very early stages of the Matt Fowler Network, I’m trying to decide which live streaming option to use. There really are so many, it’s hard to choose. Right now, I’ve been playing around with Justin.tv, and I am happy with the …

Sean Connery is Fu***ng James Bond

Steve Jobs wants Sean Connery to take part in some sort of advertisement, and Sean Connery isn’t having it. He doesn’t sell his soul to Apple. After all, he is James Bond. He’s Scottish. And he won’t have any of that, Mr. Jobs (by …

Stock Photos that aren’t Stock Photos

Quick picture taken of a 7 string guitar, and with a few small effects it looks just like a stock photo you would find either on a cell phone or computer. Check them out.

Nyan Cat: Meet Nyan Bar

The creative minds behind YouTube (Google) have done something pretty amazing. If you haven’t watched the addictive-ness that is Nyan Cat, go ahead and do that real quick. Ok, are you back? Now that you’ve witnessed that… did you notice anything different about the playback …

Enter the Archives

For awhile, I kept all of my old posts (prior to 2007) on a Typepad blog. Why? Mainly because at one point in time they were on a blogger account. Then I exported them, and moved to Vox. Well, SixApart bought them out and I …

Today it is

92 degrees outside. How wonderful. I mean really.. earlier it was 88 heat index of 96. First I don’t get why they just don’t say it is 96 out. Oh well. However. The high today was projected at 92. I know most meteorologists can only …

Behind a Lightbulb

For awhile now, I’ve tried to tease around about the idea of an entertainment network. Now, it will finally be happening. But its going to take a lot of time. A lot of money too. You will like.

Russian Kitten refuses to give up cigarette

I have a strong love for Russia, and this just makes me love them that much more. Apparently, this kitten got ahold of a cigarette, and well, from what you’ll see from the video, doesn’t intend to give it up. Quite hilarious! The nice …

Ocean (She Is My Kitty)

Ocean, my beloved cat, makes another appearance on YouTube.

The Unholy Alliance in the land of Haribo

Pineapple Leader: We must resolve our differences and stop this Orange threat once and for all. Lemon Leader: This was only one, and it took all of us to take him down, is it possible we will need to get assistance from Strawberry and Raspberry? …

So, when the light is on….

I do what again?

I am Walter Cronkite

And I’ve come to steal your News Reports!

Pudding Snack

I enjoy pudding!

Lil Digger Dropped His Shovel

Will you help him pick it up?

I haven’t had a Fruit Gusher…

…In FOREVER! I picked up a 12-pack today, so I could relive my childhood snack. No, they aren’t good for me. And there’s only 10% nutritional value (Vitamin C) packed inside– or so they say. But I don’t care. They sounded delicious, and go great …

Let’s Just Say

We all remembered that the internet is not a reliable source. Yes, there are a lot of official sites out there. Those are good. Warm and yummy in my good? OH yes you better believe it. However, and this is the stinger, there are a …

Is the coffee ready?

I ask you. Because I have an idea Click it for a bigger view. Sorry it took so long to get it on here, had some permissions issues that were easily fixed. Once I got around to it.

Japanese Earthquake

Help the cause, Skype, and add these numbers to your “FREE” list we all know you have. Thank you Google. Everyone please help out and donate what you can. God Bless Japan. Phone numbers to consult about missing persons: (Japanese language) Iwate: 0120-801-471 Miyagi: …

POLL: Liberal or Conservative

I’m sure this poll/quiz is not in the least bit accurate, but it sure was fun to take! Found it to be quite interesting, actually, once you ignore the few typos here and there. It’s just very interesting the questions that’s been grouped up. …

oh no!

I knew it had a short somewhere. USB port zaps on touch. Eck Poor iMac Time for an upgrade

Chomp: Find Your Apps the Easy Way

Although Apple does a pretty good job at letting you know what’s hot, sometimes Google falls short. Now you can know in real time what’s hot and what’s selling. The easier solution to manual search.

Verizon 4G LTE: so 3G is going up..

Got this in the mail, appears that 4G will be $10 cheaper than your current plan. What I can’t figure out is it my current plan is actully 29.99 a month, so it is actually $20 higher. Hmmm.

Subway: What’s your sandwich?

In honor of Subway’s “Februany” $5 Foot long special (even though February is almost over), I decided to ask my community one solid question: What’s your sandwich? Do you have that select one that you always get? I know I do. It’s the following: Bread: …

I Pray

And it doesn’t matter if you do or not, but know this: I pray for you almost every night. I do forget sometimes, I am human and a male after all. But a lot of times I will make the comment to God that he …

Facebook: Browse Securely (for once) in HTTPS

Facebook recently released a feature that they should of had a long time ago. Most people don’t realize this, but when you browse Facebook, and even login to Facebook, all of your information is being sent in the clear. What’s this mean? You are browsing …

Adult Swim: Create Your Own DVD for $20

Today I received an email from Adult Swim where they are offering (what I think at least) one of the coolest Valentine Gifts you can get for a fan. It obviously doesn’t have to be for your Valentine, as someone could buy a bunch of …

You know what, they are right.

When I die, it is too late. Oh well. Some of these life insurance ads are a little pushy if you ask me. What’s the price of my death? How I see it, once I’m gone it won’t matter to me.

The Holes

And I am 100% sure that is all that there is to say about that

Been doing stuff

To my site that is, hope you enjoy it. I’m tired of messing with it and will resume later.. ——- It’s early and I’m back at it again… oh no: My youtube videos stopped displaying on the sidebar and footer! What happened?? ——- Well, since …

Sign Language Version of Cee-Lo Green’s “Fuck You”

I’m not afraid of cursing on my own site, let alone for the title of a song. I fell in love with this song awhile back, but this wonderful woman (name? I have no clue, and it doesn’t matter!) who translated the entire song into …

Oyamel Cocina Mexicana

Oyamel Cocina Mexicana 1 (202) 628-1005 401 7th Street Northwest, Washington D.C., DC http://m.google.com/u/m/x4QzdO

Take a look at this pizza

I think its gonna be great. Homemade and delicious

I’m not your Daddy, I’m your Grandpa.

Thanks Geico, now this will never get out of my head. It made me go crazy, you know.

Merry Christmas!

Ma Pa Sally & Lil’ Digger

Looking good.

Android 2.3

Edit: It appears I posted too soon. The update said system version 2.3.340 — but its Android version 2.2.1. So that means its coming, but not just yet! Gingerbread An update that fooled me into thinking it was 2.3 is a go-go on my Droid …

Poor Guy

I’m sure he has a little resent on his mother now, or that little wise-crackin’ Canadian.

Tree Wire

I like it and I think you will too. Me share good things win you, no?

What’s that: can you guess

What do you think it is. I’ll give you a hint: They’re good.

Public Service Announcement & PBS

Google Street View Car: That’s a Huge Camera!

I love catching Google Street View cars on Google Maps. As many as I’ve seen, I’ve never seen this: Most of the time when I catch one of these Google Cars — I’m never able to see the camera, but rather the equipment that holds …

Big Rock Candy Mountains

I love this song… One evening as the sun went down and the jungle fires were burning, Down the track came a hobo hiking, and he said “Boys, I’m not turning.” “I’m heading for a land that’s far away beside the crystal fountains;” “So come …

Peach chocolate shake

Looks like crap, but tastes amazing. Essentially Peach cobbler mix (peaches, egg, wheat, milk and sugar) Add water. And chocolate ice cream. That’s it.

Liquid Punch

Also made on Xtranormal. Its so fun!

I love Squidbillies

On [adult swim]

XtraNormal: Spanish Speakers

Have you messed with XtraNormal Text to Movie? It’s an easy way to create short animated videos. You edit the script, change the camera angles, and so much more! Here is what I came up with:

Furrr

I love it

Do You Know a Debbie Downer?

Everybody has that certain somebody who knows exactly how to spoil a good mood, and SNL captured it pretty perfectly. Although, the funniest part of this clip is the fact that they couldn’t keep a straight face throughout it. I quite personally love when sketch …

The United States of Amerijuana

This is on the cover of this month’s “special double issue” of Time Magazine. Hmmm..

Get a good stretch in

I tried to get a picture of her sleeping but she heard me sneaking up on her. This picture works just as well.

Bush Wall?

It is! It is!

HP TouchSmart’s Great Grandfather, HP Touch 150.

Although I wasn’t around for this, it’s interesting to see what the first mainstream “Touch” computer looked like. Introducing, from the Computer Chronicles television show, the HP Touch 150 Computer, circa 1983. Even at this point Touchscreen computers weren’t exactly a new idea, they just …